darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

(via tveenager)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes

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the-worlds-worst-enemy:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

sometimes the cups are blue

(Source: spacecamps, via youngandgraceful)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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partypeen:

instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do

(Source: allkillernofiller, via dinosaureatdinosaur)

blackcockdown:

i’ll take you to the candy shop

i’ll let you lick the lollipop

go ahead girl and don’t you stop

oh

(via awesomephilia)

renkos:

jackfrostftw:

renkos:

please flirt with me

EEYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADEH

dont do that

(via truth-tea)