why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
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why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes
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do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
sometimes the cups are blue
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our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
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i’ll take you to the candy shop
i’ll let you lick the lollipop
go ahead girl and don’t you stop
oh
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So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.
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please flirt with me
EEYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADEH
dont do that
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